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[color:"red"] .............Everyone ???
[color:"blue"]
It must be true ! There is no life after the football season ends.

Footy season finishes and everyone goes into hibernation, which MUST make a change from Mastur*ation ! [color:"brown"] (Oooops. Sorry UB - Forgot about you - My mistake !)
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HALIFAX LASS has fallen in love with a Halifax Rugby Player.
FLEETUSANo1 has re-discovered golf.
LMU has found out what it's REALLY for.
UNC has decided that his ranting days are over.
Vr23 has gone on a sabbatical
VICTOR MELDREW just CAN'T BELIEVE the season is really over.
STATTO has discoverd that stats mean F.All.
URCHINETTE has................... Well Really !! With one hand ???
INVISIBLE MAN Can't been seen for love nor money
ZEAL decides that The States is better. (Oooops !)
FLEET BOY is searching for a supply of cheap Mars Bars !
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And for all those I've forgotton - Enjoy your hibernation.

Maladroit and I will be watching you lot closely ! (WE [color:"red"] ARE [color:"blue"] THE EYES AND EARS !)

[color:"red"] SO, BE AFRAID - VERY AFRAID !!!
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Nah, Big JR! They're all consulting maps to find out where they are playing next season and looking at the new clubs websites and Forums to find out the best targets for wind-ups! Whatever happened to the guy from Kettering last season who reckoned the Ryman was a "Poxy league" and they would walk it?

Some folks will be in for a shock when Unc and the Urchins arrive on their Forum!

Should brighten up the summer!

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FLEET BOY is searching for a supply of cheap Mars Bars !
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I foundd a guy thats got a supply,they are foregn onses,stronger than the UK ones..PM me if your interested <img src="/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />
But for tonioght i have been on the ol tsella...good stuff i tell theeeeeeeeee <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

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FLEET BOY is searching for a supply of cheap Mars Bars !
[color:"blue"]

I foundd a guy thats got a supply,they are foregn onses,stronger than the UK ones..PM me if your interested <img src="/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />
But for tonioght i have been on the ol tsella...good stuff i tell theeeeeeeeee <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[color:"red"] .........And it shows Young Fleet Boy - It shows !!..... [color:"black"]

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No I haven't! <img src="/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" />

I told you all that Invis and I were off on holiday to Crete.

We're back now. Obviously! <img src="/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" />

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I haven't REdiscovered Golf.........I have REdiscovered i CAN'T play Golf <img src="/images/graemlins/Rofl.gif" alt="" />
Old Golfers never die.........they only lose their Balls!

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Thats not what Mrs FleetUSA said on MSN last night ! Ask youg Mala.

I thinks the words 'lawn' and 'mower' were ALSO mentioned !

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Now the season is over, I have been told by Mrs Flag that I am in her time now.

I get 9 months, so took her to Yarmouth Friday till today, monday, just got back, little does she know the pre season starts on July 13th. <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

She said now the season is over, there is nothing for you to read on here (The forum) is there. Women. <img src="/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />


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[color:"red"] .........And it shows Young Fleet Boy - It shows !!..... [color:"black"]

<img src="/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" />

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Nice.........My own wife dobs me in...........back to being chained in the dungeon again..........only let her out yesterday as the dog was sick and we needed some(thing)one to scare off the strangers!

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Like they say...... "Watch yer do if yer wife's moaning from the kitchen spoils you TV watchin ?...........

Shorten the chain to the sink !"

(There'll be more letters to The Times !)

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We spoil them JR! <img src="/images/graemlins/ban.gif" alt="" />

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You might spoil yours...............

I DON'T spoil mine. Dont 'ave too.

There's nothing I wouldn't do for 'Er Indoors, and there's nothing 'Er Indoors wouldn't do for me !!..................





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