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is this the 5 minute silly debate or does it continue for the full hour,

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zody....if you wanna play in the kitchen then be prepared to put up with the heat....

you post as much sh*te if not more than most of us....

so don't spit your dummy out when you get a touch of your own medicine...

and NO...you will NOT get on my dream team.... <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

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thats what I was trying to do, to get in your team, dont spit out dummies, a bit to grown up for that, thought you knew me better than that

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whats an injunction BF.... <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

and just for the record....taz is a dog..... <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" />


What does it matter Unc I've known lots of old cats who were real dogs.

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I didn't like Miss Saigon much either!

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I didn't like Miss Saigon much either!


Is this one for the Guniness Book Of Records or whatever it is called nowadays... CWC cracked a joke!

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I have my moments you little tease!

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Mala only started this 'Fred' to get me going !

Sorry mate ! I ain't going to bite.

Here's our fella' on night-patrol !

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......and he looks like he's going to ablute in a neighbours garden. <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" />

(Big JR's cat I mean, not Big JR...although there are rumours emanating from the Dorking area that a retired gentlemen is performing similar "untidy works" after closing time) <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

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I dont hate cats but I remember a term when a cat appears to get a little..."interested" in someone. I believe the term was paddy pawing. Its happened a couple of times...its a little wierd.

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how nice is dat cat lol

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whats an injunction BF.... <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

and just for the record....taz is a dog..... <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" />


Sorry to be picky and all UncU, but Taz is no dog... he is a Tasmanian Devil (hence the name !), a marsupial.

The Tasmanian devil (Sarcophilus harrisii) cannot be mistaken for any other marsupial. Its spine-chilling screeches, black colour, and reputed bad-temper, led the early European settlers to call it The Devil. Although only the size of a small dog, it can sound and look incredibly fierce.

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They had a few on Wildboys (MTV). Very funny sketch. They are pretty tough little b'stards. Bizarre little growl though. Sounds like out of the Exorcist!

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... as an 'amateur' expert on cats, I assume that when you refer to 'paddy-pawing', jkmaskell, you mean when cats tense and relax their front paws alternatively, usually purring at the same time.

This is a kitten-reflex when content. As kitts, they would stimulate their mothers milk-flow by doing this on their mums tummy !

Next question please, (apart from Mala, that is !)

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Oh God... <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/bigshock.gif" alt="" />

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ha ha...serves you right...when 'bjricus' is on the prowl in the pub you have to be extra careful....he sits there fully loaded with 3 pc's on his desk.... all fully loaded into google....beware also the bewitching hour when the little seen 'bjricus' is at his most dangerous..... <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

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The picture that Harry J. last posted is of a Scottish Fold kitten.

This breed is NOT recognised by the G.C.C.F, as it carries a mutant jean which prevents the ears from developing and becoming erect after birth !

Just for Unc - Try this one !

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Happy Birthday Big JR

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Expect to see a few more of 'em looking like that when the electric fence is switched on! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />




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