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does the wife get you to do that you hate.

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Im lucky since I avoided the pitfall of marriage.

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Lifting my feet whilst she vacuums! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

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les, what can I say

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Lifting my feet whilst she vacuums!

My hubby ofers to stand on the chair..

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Im lucky since I avoided the pitfall of marriage.


So does that mean you get to do it all, or do you have someone come in to clean, cook and do the clothes washing for you?

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Nah, I live with a family I know well...they do it for me. I pay rent though so its not that bad.

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... I hate it when 'Er Indoors asks me to extend the length of chain attached to the kitchen sink !! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/whistling.gif" alt="" />

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Watch it now, JR... If it weren't for us, you men wouldn't have happy stomachs, clean clothes to wear or any of the comforts found in a home with a woman. Remember the bachelor days of endless macaroni and cheese and wearing the same socks for a week before finally giving up and doing the washing.. <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/bootyshake.gif" alt="" />

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excuse me, I thought the washing machine did the washing, the oven or microwave did the cooking, carry on with the list then,please Moo <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/bisou.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/bootyshake.gif" alt="" />

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They don't function without human help, m'dear..

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I know, you are talking now to someone thats been a house husband and still does loads around the house, got to go, washing to put on the line. <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

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Now if you could only convince mine to do some of the washing around here. <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

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mix his favourite shirt in with whites with the colours, knowing he wanted to wear it that night, might help <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

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A housewife is somewhat like the definition of a good secretary !

"A device that is screwed down hard on the office desk !"

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oh yes...I remember the batchelor days alright...before the three expensive marriages..the three very expensive divorces and the loss of the three very delightful country houses...

the three delightful kids I'll keep... <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

and not a clean shirt..nor cooked dinner or blow job in sight 'upon demand'...

fck that...it may have taken half a lifetime but I've got the job well weighed up now... <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" />

ask Jen.... <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />




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