Your Opinion

[Gussy]

Tipping the Velvet is Victorian slang for cunnilingus, Damn JR ur old ur still using victorian phrases!

 

saying thati might add that to my vocab "would you mind if i tipped ur velvet"

 

[Teflon]

psml

[Bitch]

What velvet?

[Gussy]

your velvet i assume;)

[Bitch]

Have you ever trained on Astro Gussy? I'll bring a rug for the burns

[Gussy]

Ha ha the astro i train on nowadays is of a very high quality 3/4th generation so no need for the rug cus there will be no burns WILL THERE????

[Bitch]

Big JR's velvet put me in mind of the grass on the pitch A rug (syrup) may have protected you from the nasty injuries you can get from slipping on the astro

 

I think i have completely lost the plot!

[Big J R]

Originally Posted By: Gussy

Tipping the Velvet is Victorian slang for cunnilingus, Damn JR ur old ur still using victorian phrases!

saying thati might add that to my vocab "would you mind if i tipped ur velvet"

'tipping the velvet' is normally associated with Lezzie activities, Gusset, so I'd be careful, if I woz you !!!

A very famous book and TV series. See below......

[Bitch]

I remember it being on telly now! Shocking i tell ya! It's not even like you fellas think about that sort of thing much.....

 

 

[Gussy]

Dribbling, slipping, rugs, tipping the velvet, wowzer what a thread!

 

VELVETINGELL

[Bitch]

I was talking footy in every post i made!

 

Right, so i'll sort a training programme for you. You'll need a once over to make sure you are up to it

[Gussy]

So was i, it's what this forums for right???

 

Ok i don't mind training everyday by the way, or is twice a week enough for you!

[Bitch]

I'll set you a good work out Gussy and we'll go from there. After all, if you are gonna start banging them in you'll have to be at your peak

[Big J R]

Originally Posted By: Gussy

So was i, it's what this forums for right???

Ok i don't mind training everyday by the way, or is twice a week enough for you!

Twice a night, more like !!!!

[Gussy]

I hope you can help me reach my peak i feel like i've gotten close to it but i need someone to bring along the rest of the way, hopefully that someone is U ha ha

[Bitch]

You'll soon be hitting the back of the net Gussy

 

Right, kit off! Inspection time

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

P.S Bog off Big JR my intentions are wholely dishonourable!

[Gussy]

I only hit the back of the net, it's the way i are

 

 

[Bitch]

Apart from when you hit the bar! We need to work on that. Accuracy is everything. I say strike i want a clean hit

[Gussy]

LOL ... Oh B!tch I can see I’m going to learn a lot from you bring on this training schedule ... I want to be striking clean and accurate with unerring regularity

[Bitch]

Dont try and run before you can walk. I think i'll have to take you back to basics.

 

Dorking are going to see a whole new you! By the time i've finished your training schedule you'll be fit for the Premiership