Nicknames and why ...

[Krooner]

The idea BADdy is that you tell us. TSK

 

[johncrow]

Originally Posted By: Teflon

I have many many nicknames and dont know where to start but here goes for just a few

The German porn star = due to an ex player when He saw A FILM OF ME AND the Wife ON REDTUBE

The German = shortened version of above.

Klaus = re the above

Klaus Von Chappenstein = given my full title in a match report written by the Shirehorse, Goofy, bucktooth Ronaldgreenio.

Chappers = re surname

Teflon due to my goalkeeping prowes

How about Fester you feckin bald twat.b

[Krooner]

Someone nudge Crowy will they

[Lightning McQueen]

Originally Posted By: RTFC Barmy Army drummer

What about meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee whats my nickname?

Surely you must have a nickname at school Army Bummer, tell us what it is?

[Teflon]

Originally Posted By: johncrow

Originally Posted By: Teflon

I have many many nicknames and dont know where to start but here goes for just a few

The German porn star = due to an ex player when He saw A FILM OF ME AND the Wife ON REDTUBE

How about Fester you feckin bald twat.b

too slow you pest

[Chris Clapham]

Just call me Sir !

[johncrow]

Originally Posted By: Teflon

Originally Posted By: johncrow

Originally Posted By: Teflon

I have many many nicknames and dont know where to start but here goes for just a few

The German porn star = due to an ex player when He saw A FILM OF ME AND the Wife ON REDTUBE

How about Fester you feckin bald twat.b

I was stymied by the delay while I edited a spelling mistake (nb BAD) you too can do it.

too slow you pest

[Teflon]

That's no excuse Oldie

[johncrow]

Elwood to you cause I'm a souuul man.

[johnnojudo]

Had several nicknames over my illustrious 30 years on this planet....

 

At school:

 

DJ for obvious reasons (only obvious if you know my name)

Shorty, titch, midget, maggot, half pint, the list is endless - i think it had something to do with my height.

 

Last of all as a schoolboy - piss pants.

 

DJ and David continued until i joined Ash United in which i was given the choice of either being called david or Johnno (hence the surname), i chose David so they chose Johnno and so it stuck!!

 

I was bullied from the age of 5 and still recieve some even now!!

 

No silly comments please......i'm feeling low!!

[swoonara]

Mine is Johnny Swoonara because I look like a character out of Stingray if you can remember that far back.

[son of cliff]

Originally Posted By: swoonara

Mine is Johnny Swoonara because I look like a character out of Stingray if you can remember that far back.

your one ugly ba5tard then

[Gussy]

Johnno i thought you would be used to feeling low son

[swoonara]

Originally Posted By: son of cliff

Originally Posted By: swoonara

Mine is Johnny Swoonara because I look like a character out of Stingray if you can remember that far back.

your one ugly ba5tard then

Oh, so you know me then.

[Terrence Collina]

RTFC Drummer - as given by Surry Leg End - 'Plum with a Drum'

[johncrow]

My Nicknames are;

 

 

John ( The Body ) Crow.

Dirk Diggler.

Jamie Oliver.

And my right foot "The Wand"

 

 

Those that know will concur that they are very representative of my form and talents.

[Teflon]

You missed, Pest, Doctor Eyes, Avram

[johncrow]

Who are they?