SSML Results Thread

[ref off ref]

Official, Rhodes cannot count, or even decide who is and who isn't banned for FA Vase games, the 'sellout' crowd you attracted of 2 against Bradwell is a mystery, as I know of at least, erm more than 2 that went from Bradwell, unless that is you added our crowd, deducted the loyal 19 that dont own a TV in your area and so are forced to watch Tik Tok Manor, which would give a total of 6, but maybe 4 where in the loo when you done the offical count, erm 2 not counting the subs.

Was I there, sorry I was painting brown patches in our goal area ready for our first home game, if I had then the police would not have been able to deal with the demand I take it, bet the headline in local rag read Tokyngton and Local Bill struggle with overcrowding at League match.

Did you count the Police in your attendance figure by the way Rhodsie?

 

PS-Check eBay as there are 58 bargains for sale, unused programmes from the Tik Tok Manor v New Bradwell SSML game, those who own a TV need not apply

[Loose]

Loosely - Where have you read that the former Secretary of Tokyngton Manor had a problem with some of my previous activities, actually the complete opposite is true and he had no problem whatsoever as we discussed it. How do you see your game going today against 'the mighty' Meltis Corinthians, I expect you will be in your element Lording it up in the Boardroom

Why would I have read it anywhere Rhodes? Its a fairly safe assumption even without the gossip that the club wouldn't be big enough for the both of you, its barely big enough for you. What with your penchant for setting light to things, your lax moral attitude to paying for things, your endless coke ups on the admin front its surely no surprise when people start leaving for more professional reasons than to stay and get drawn into your imbroglios Rhodes.

 

I see our game lasting about 90 minutes or so, hard fought on both sides and I shall be munching my way through the mini chocolate rolls as soon as humanly possible. Shall I save some for you? No, shan't.

Edited September 12, 2009 by loose

[Rhodes]

Ref Off Ref - We didn't include any of the New Bradwell St Peter party in the attendance on 8 August as they were all Committee or Coaching staff as far as we were aware, they certainly didn't offer us any payment so if that wasn't the case and some people from your Club purposely kept quiet perhaps you could forward us a cheque at £5 per head made payable to Tokyngton Manor FC. Thanks in advance.

[Rhodes]

Loosely - Will you be offering your resignation at 4.50 this afternoon if Southill Alexander don't manage to beat 'the mighty' Meltis Corinthians, I feel that you should as you're only in it to swagger in and out of Boardrooms as far as I can see and tell your family and friends that you 'own' a football Club, similar to 'Sugar' at Haringey Borough, you're like two peas in a pod.

[Loose]

I'd make sure that the cheque was very definitely crossed "payee only" if you wanted to make sure the money went to the correct cause RoR.

[ref off ref]

Rhodes, illegal players, low crowds so to decieve the tax man, now dirty money changing hands, think you're trying to suck me into your seedy world of corruption.

One question, what did you do with the meat pies from that first game, were they re-sellable at a later date?

[Loose]

Loosely - Will you be offering your resignation at 4.50 this afternoon if Southill Alexander don't manage to beat 'the mighty' Meltis Corinthians, I feel that you should as you're only in it to swagger in and out of Boardrooms as far as I can see and tell your family and friends that you 'own' a football Club, similar to 'Sugar' at Haringey Borough, you're like two peas in a pod.

I shall wait for the baying crowds of supporters and owners to demand it first Rhodes, we fat cat hospitality types don't go without a damn good pushing.

 

And yourself Rhodes? How many more games do the FA have to take back off you before you'll go? How many coke ups can one club afford?

[Rhodes]

Loosely - Well you said it, you are little more than 'a fat cat hospitality type' with more money than sense, deep down I wouldn't mind betting you regret getting involved with Southill Alexander and putting a large sum of money into the Club just to come across as the big I am

[ref off ref]

If this is Gangster Warfare then my moneies on Rhodes, 58 unused meat pies now over a month old, do more damage than a metal pole any day.

[Loose]

Loosely - Well you said it, you are little more than 'a fat cat hospitality type' with more money than sense, deep down I wouldn't mind betting you regret getting involved with Southill Alexander and putting a large sum of money into the Club just to come across as the big I am

Indeed I did Rhodes, I said it, if only to prove you right just once in your miserable life. Nah, what are you on Rhodes? Still got a viagra hangover have you? You want to watch that you know, very bad headaches apparently.

 

What is this mythical "Large Sum" that I have put into the club Rhodes? Care to put a figure on it? First you accuse us of bribing the league, now its having more money than sense. Well at least we had the sense to see through you at an early stage, that and Biggs Towns insurers would have kicked up a fuss about having someone like you playing with matches on the scene.

[Rhodes]

Loosely - I have it on good authority that you and Sally both put large sums of your own money into Southill Alexander and you must now be wondering whether it was money well spent although clearly you won't admit to that. You fully expected to take the Bedfordshire League by storm but it hasn't worked out that way has it losing two of your first three league fixtures.

[Loose]

Loosely - I have it on good authority that you and Sally both put large sums of your own money into Southill Alexander and you must now be wondering whether it was money well spent although clearly you won't admit to that. You fully expected to take the Bedfordshire League by storm but it hasn't worked out that way has it losing two of your first three league fixtures.

Rhodes, the only thing I'm wondering is how much time you have left. Everyone knows you for what you are. How long can Tokyngton afford you is the question, not how much money I have. How long can Tik Tok afford your constant balls ups?

 

BTW, how is the house move going?

[ref off ref]

Thats told you Loosley, bet you wish your club had made a good a start to the season as Tik Tok, oops sorry, Manor are just waiting for Scottie to sign then they are going to get 140 points from their last 15 games and smash the League.....140 points from 15 games, anything is possible in the world of Mr Rhodes.

Think too he will get salesman of the year, 60 programmes printed, 2 sold, and he brought 1 himself, what legends are made of.

[Loose]

Thats told you Loosley, bet you wish your club had made a good a start to the season as Tik Tok, oops sorry, Manor are just waiting for Scottie to sign then they are going to get 140 points from their last 15 games and smash the League.....140 points from 15 games, anything is possible in the world of Mr Rhodes.

Think too he will get salesman of the year, 60 programmes printed, 2 sold, and he brought 1 himself, what legends are made of.

Its like being savaged by a dead hamster RoR.

[ref off ref]

Think our Mr Rhodes would make a good politican, he has all the right credentials

[Loose]

Corrupt, morally bankrupt, never answers the question, misdirects blame, falsifying records? Minister material I'd say.

[Rhodes]

Loosely - You are simply coming out with all this nonsense today to cover up your own failings, like I said deep down you wish you had given Southill Alexander a wide berth as the Club is already becoming a burden to you, you don't need all the hassle and constant expense of running a Football Club. The two defeats so far to Woburn and Dunton must have been servere body blows and total embarrassments, particularly the former on the first day of a campaign which promised so much, Woburn spoiled the party didn't they in no uncertain terms.

[Rhodes]

Today's results:

 

Premier Division

1 0 Brimsdown Rovers v Broxbourne Borough

1 3 Chalfont St Peter v Langford

1 2 Dunstable Town v St Margaretsbury

1 1 Hanwell Town v Biggleswade United

0 0 Hillingdon Borough v Haringey Borough

1 2 Kentish Town v Leverstock Green

1 2 Oxhey Jets v Hatfield Town

3 8 Tring Athletic v Colney Heath

0 4 Welwyn Garden City v Hertford Town

 

Division One

0 4 Ampthill Town v Harpenden Town

3 1 Buckingham Athletic v Brache Sparta Community

1 4 Cockfosters v Holmer Green

0 0 Cranfield United v Amersham Town

2 0 Crawley Green v Sport London e Benfica

5 1 Hoddesdon Town v Tokyngton Manor

2 0 Kings Langley v AFC Dunstable

3 1 New Bradwell St Peter v Bedford

2 3 Sun Postal Sports v Stony Stratford Town

 

Division Two

3 2 Caddington v Risborough Rangers

1 4 MK Wanderers v Wodson Park

3 4 Mursley United v Bletchley Town

2 3 The 61 FC (Luton) v Berkhamsted

 

Division Two Cup First Round

7 2 Aston Clinton v Totternhoe

2 1 Old Bradwell United v Bucks Students Union

0 4 Kent Athletic v Padbury United

2 2 Tring Corinthians v Pitstone & Ivinghoe (aet, Pitstone & Ivinghoe won 4-2 on pens)

[Rhodes]

Not SSML related but a result that some members may have an interest in:

 

Southill Alexander 3 Meltis Corinthians 4

[Loose]

Loosely - You are simply coming out with all this nonsense today to cover up your own failings, like I said deep down you wish you had given Southill Alexander a wide berth as the Club is already becoming a burden to you, you don't need all the hassle and constant expense of running a Football Club. The two defeats so far to Woburn and Dunton must have been servere body blows and total embarrassments, particularly the former on the first day of a campaign which promised so much, Woburn spoiled the party didn't they in no uncertain terms.

Don't talk so wet you hopeless c0ck. Do dry up.

 

Isn't this a bit off topic yet again? I think of far more interest is Toks crushing defeat today. Has some malaise been allowed to infect the club or is it just you?