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Panda's firs trip!


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On arriving in England for the first time the lone travelling panda decides he wants company of the female, non bear type.

A bar in central London is his first port of call. However, after a few hours of romantic bad luck he decides to move on.

Walking down the street a young lady asks," looking for a date fella".

"Well yes" he replys.

The panda, not knowing about the career of prostitution, follows the girl back to her little pad, and for the next few hours they "do the sex".

Happy with his first human sexual encounter he gets up and prepairs for a day of sight seeing.

About to leave the hooker stops the panda and asks for her money.

" I dont understand" replys the panda.

" Im a hooker" she explains.

The panda gets his translater out of his satchel and looks up hooker.

"a lady who gives sexual pleasure in return for money"

The panda smiles and says " im a panda", and gives her the book.

The hooker flicks through to the word panda, it says-

"Eats shoots and leaves".

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Nice one !

Does Bob Monkhouse know you've used this one ??

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