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One for the Urchins !!


Big J R

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2 blondes from Essex walk into a department store in the West End

 

They walk up to the perfume counter and pick up a sample bottle. Sharon sprays it on her wrist and smells it.

 

"That's quite nice innit, don't you fink Trace ??"

 

"Yeah what's it called ??"

 

"Viens a moi !!"

 

"Viens a moi, what the f*ck does that mean ?"

 

At this stage the assistant offers some help.

 

"Viens a moi, ladies, is French for 'Come To Me'"

 

Sharon takes another sniff and offers her arm to Tracey again saying.....

 

"That doesn't smell like come to me ! Does that smell like come to you ??"

 

 

Taxi ?............................

 

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I am a Northern Girl, although I do like the perfume. <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

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As long as she serves the beer cold as well !

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