Police to interview Margate Chairman

[David Holden]

Following the theft of 8 million bricks from Legoland

[Stu M]

And there was me thinking he'd been in a west London hotel last Friday...

[David Holden]

I think that when they said Premier league, they weren't refering to the Dr Marten's Premier.

[David Holden]

Following his interview with the Police, Jim Parmenter has denied any part in the daring theft from Legoland.

 

He said "Lego is a Swedish Company, and it is our intention that only parts made in the UK will be used for the new Hartsdown Park, and I am delighted to be able to tell you that we have today signed an exclusive deal with Meccano to supply all the parts for the new stadium"

 

A spokesman for Berks & Bucks Police said "That is all very well, but we have not ruled Mr Parmenter out of our enquiries"

[John@TheFleet]

Is there any link between this and the theft of 1000 Barbie dolls from a Hertfordshire warehouse. It has been alleged the dolls will be charged £1.00 entry fee to the new Pikey Brothers Stadium in an attempt to raise gate figures.

[chris blanc]

Now this is just getting silly. Margate is a lovely town, if you're Helen Keller... and you've also lost your sense of smell

[John@TheFleet]

"Daaaaaaaannn ta Margit!!" Chas & Dave, I believe.

 

Go for a swim in the sea, get covered in sewerage and oil-slick, be beaten up by Kosovans, then find the caravan you rented for the weekend from Dickey-Dye Joe Pikey Holiday Homes PLC has been torched by the Nike baseball cap brigade. Nice, very nice.

 

 

[FleetFanatic]

Tell Parmenter that I've got lots of mega-blocks (duplo style bricks) in the attic,

£15 million the lot - proceeds to The Fleet funds.....

[Stu M]

Quote:

John@TheFleet said:
Go for a swim in the sea, get covered in sewerage and oil-slick, be beaten up by Kosovans, then find the caravan you rented for the weekend from Dickey-Dye Joe Pikey Holiday Homes PLC has been torched by the Nike baseball cap brigade. Nice, very nice.

Heh heh. Come on, though, lads - this sounds like Gravesend to me. And I live here!! What with all those sad 'Denton Boyz' scrawling on every building they can get their grubby little hands on.

[John@TheFleet]

Hmmm.....In the cold light of day and last night's beer having worn off, there is a bit of similarity, isn't there......Of course, we don't get that in Northfleet......yeah, right.