what do you call .................

[canveyfan no1]

what do you call a man with ham on his head ??

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

ahmed lol

 

 

 

 

 

 

what do you call a man with more ham on his head ??

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

muhamed

 

 

 

 

 

 

what do you call a man with ham on his head down a alley ??

 

 

 

 

 

 

muhamed ali

[Big J R]

... and a man with a spade buried in his head ????

 

 

 

 

DOUG !

[canveyfan no1]

......a man without a spade in his head ??

 

 

 

 

 

dougless !

[oliPFC]

Man with with a seagull on his head??

 

 

CLIFF!

[TACKLE1000]

A Man who only wears clothes made from brown paper?

 

 

RUSSELL! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />

[Big J R]

Is he the man who bought a paper shop and got annoyed when it blew away in the wind ? <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/whistling.gif" alt="" />

[vienna1964]

No... but he was second cousin to the plastic surgeon who fell asleep on a sofa too close to the fire and melted !

[Big J R]

.. and fourth cousin, twice removed to the Irishman that thought Hertz Van Rental played footy for Germany !

[vienna1964]

Wasn't that the same Irish fellow who thought that Rip van Winkle was the biography of the first ever penoplasty patient ?

[Burnham Lad]

Or the Irish guy who thought that Aer Lingus was a different kind of sexual practice......... <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/smilewinkgrin.gif" alt="" />

[Big J R]

No ! He was the Aer Lingus pilot, who, when approaching Gatwick for the first time was asked to report his height and position, and replied,

 

"Oi'm five foot six,, 'an sittin at de front !"

[Burnham Lad]

Must be the same guy that thought that an Itchy Fanny was a Japanese motor bike.......... <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/ban.gif" alt="" />

[gnfcmightymole]

no he is the one who thought shephard neame looked after sheep