Funniest penalty award ever?

[NotTheRealSteveWest]

Dangles, would Zody know how to imply?

[Dangler]

You’re probably right Westy.

 

Bob, Zody is saying that you’re a bit thick and a liar.

 

Sort him out mate.

[Bridge]

Was you there Zody?

 

Is Ready you lover?

[Baron of Black Fen]

when i spoke to REEDY he was very quite which is understanderble considering his side had been played off the park for 89 mins and only had one shot on target through the most comical penalty award for ages.

He was worying about the next round straight away.

[NotTheRealSteveWest]

Why? Was he skint or were you on the crystal again?

[Mitchurchin]

That's cup football isn't it....jumpers for goalposts, they must have offered the number 11 a bung to throw the game. Not sure what kind of bung would be appropriate in this case? A tube ticket home perhaps.

[Lightweight]

And where are we going to get the money for a bung ?

[and1inthetree]

it may not have been money. i'm sure you could have offered an alternative incentive.

[Mitchurchin]

Exactly Tree, Lightweight clearly has no understanding of the sort of bribes given out. In the infamous season of 2001/2 Calculka league teams were well known to donate limbs to opposing teams in an effort to have oppos throw games, sadly lacking foresight this then hampered their performance on the pitch, leading to many drawn games.

 

Tasteless enough for you?

[and1inthetree]

"i'd give my right arm for 3 points in this game"

 

"go on then"

 

<img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> excellent.

[Mitchurchin]

It gives a whole new meaning to lending a hand to the opposition.

[and1inthetree]

indeed, and going out on a limb.

[mala_D]

Ah...the fickle finger of fate!

Knuckle down now lads!