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east or riverside?


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tink said:
now biscuits, being a riverside princess i can be quite frank with you about where is the best place to view the mighty urchins.

if you are any of the following then the eastside is the best place for you to sit (or stand as the case is):

1) you eat a lot of pies
2) you drink a lot of beer
3) you have limited vocab and have to resort to the use of "colourful" language
4) you enjoy lino bating
5) you have a taste for MINGING burgers
6) you have a big gob and you can be discribed as riff raff


if, however, the following best describe you then the riverside is the place for you:

1) you are slightly more "tammed" and can enjoy watching a game of football without exposing youself as a yob
2) you wish to sample some of daves world famous burgers
3) you would like the opportunity to have a sit on seats as opossed to concreate when you wish to park your behind every now and again
4) you would like the opportunity to use the nicer toilet facilities.
5) you could not be discribed as riff raff
6) you are a man and inticed by the beauty of the riverside princess', or a woman and enjoy bogging @ the totty on the bench (PHWOAR!!)


Can I just add that the Burger bars will both be run by the volunteers this year and we are introducing the new Urchin Burger <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> and Panini sandwiches <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />
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Not The Real Steve West said:
No
Women
At
Football



<img src="/forum/images/graemlins/angry.gif" alt="" /> that is a disgusting and sexist attitude, and esu...you're gonna get it tonight for that one...grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/angry.gif" alt="" />
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eastsideurchin 030crew said:
she fell asleep on me,and i was the one who was supposed to be tired after walking 6 miles!!
THE YOUTH OF TODAY!!


Probably got bored after your fourth viagra failure <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
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Damn, no much <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/alk.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/cheeburga.gif" alt="" />

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