Soccer SaturdayAFC Hornchurch V Tilbury

[Diz]

Supporters are starting to come through the turnstile in their droves.

Treeboy is struggling with the matchday programme crossword.

Team news to follow as soon as possible.

[Diz]

An interviewers dream with todays match referee.

We can exclusively reveal today that todays ref had aspirations of becoming a player, before a shattering knee injury ruined his "dream". After my injury he explained that"I decided to take up refereeing and steadily progressed up to the premiership as a linesman". Then I asked what was his highest profile game...

[Diz]

He replied "it was bolton v portsmouth on a blustery Wednesday night and I was just amazed that i was "living my dream" he now hopes to progress to a european game. Mr gosling also encoraged more youngsters to don on the black suit

[Ian_W]

Thanks Diz - I am still having to sit games out, as I can't drive etc. So your updates are invaluable.

 

Hope to be back at BorehamWood

[Diz]

TODAYS TEAM

1. Dale Brightley

2. Ronnie Fletcher

3. Danny Glozier

4. John Purdie ©

5. Jim McFarlane

6. Ross Wareham

7. Garry Cross

8. Mark Janney

9. Kris Lee

10. Simon Parker

11. Andy Tomlinson

SUBS

12. Jamie Southon

14. Elliot Styles

15. Greg Tiffin

16. Ainsley Gasper

17. Jordan Bostock

[Ian_W]

Thanks

[cantos]

I am getting twitchy,the wife is not back to look after the boy,i may have to rely on the Dizziprinter.

[Diz]

And a warm urchin welcome to our guest of honour today the legendary "hunty" who has promised an unbiased summary off the game.

[Diz]

The players are all ready and up for it on this sunny afternoon at bridge avenue. COME ON YOU URCHINS!

[Diz]

The players have arrived from the tunnel ready to do battle.

[Diz]

And it's the urchins too kick off attacking the tunnel end.

[Diz]

Kimble met jeff kings daughter last night! very classy allegedly

[Diz]

And a good start for us so far. The lino however hasn't.

[YELLOW]

You sure that was his daughter? Probably his other half!!!

[Diz]

booking tilbury number 9

[Diz]

Treeboy has just revealed a passion for beastiality

[Diz]

GOAL Simon Parker! he breaks away from the defence at the halfway line shrugs another defender and slots it home 1-0

[Diz]

Tilburys one fan now seems rather deflated by Parkers wonder goal

[Diz]

A great curling effort by janney just fizzes over.

[Diz]

The eastside has fell silent, due too ESU'S early departure to the bar. We are somewhat unsure if we are allowed to sing!