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Have just been informed that the Flaxen Claxon was trying to sell Teabags instead of Golden Goal Tickets at Goldsdown Road yesterday. Apparently she had different glasses on as she had broken her nornal ones, & had picked teabags up by mistake!!!

 

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I don't sprechen the old deutsch either, but I ran that page through Babelfish machine translation and it came up with this. No doubt Colin can polish the translation a bit!

 

 

Dte time

The rumor, the Britten goes the dte as the beverage of the nation would have invented. Wrongly! Actually there was the Ostfriesen. In East Frisia one drinks dte in cosy round and if this is to end, environmental compatibility and skill are united in the dte bag far throw. It depends on it, the teebeutel as far as possible to throw against the wind. Since this comes as well known from northwest direction, the teebeutel is thrown naturally also in this direction. Now it went forwards long times that the first teebeutel on earth of the British isle landed. A Druide or an other Zauberer deduced sometime that one moistened from this, strangely smelling something a good-tasting Gebraeu of dark color to prepare could. So ward in Brittanien the well-known "Tea time" born. Now it is naturally self-describing, why this begins only at 16.00 o'clock local time. Not? Well because in East Frisia at 16.00 o'clock local time the competition takes place here!

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No doubt Colin can polish the translation a bit!






Tea time
Rumour has it that the British invented the national beverage, tea. Wrong! Actually it was the East Frisians. In East Frisia, tea is drunk in cosy get-togethers, at the end of which environmental compatibility and skill are united in the tea bag distance throwing competition. The aim is to throw the tea bag as far as possible against the direction of the wind. Since it is a well-konwn fact that it blows from the northwest, the tea bag is, of course, also thrown in this direction. Now it just so happened that the first tea bags, a long time ago, landed on the soil of the British Isles. Some time later, a Druid or some other magician found out that from this moist, strange smelling object, it was possible to make a dark coloured brew. Thus the famous "Tea time" in Britain was born. Now it is obvious why this begins only at 4 p.m. local time, isn't it? Well, it is because here in East Frisia the throwing competition takes place at 16.00 hours local time!
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Sadly there will be no "Golden Teabag" Tickets for sale tonight as the Flaxen Claxon will be working with our Jess in the Tea Bar& I don't think we have anyone else available to sell them.

 

Unless that is any of you lot know any different!!

 

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Sadly there will be no "Golden Teabag" Tickets for sale tonight as the Flaxen Claxon will be working with our Jess in the Tea Bar& I don't think we have anyone else available to sell them.

Unless that is any of you lot know any different!!

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Couldn't she tell them from the Tea-Bar??? <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
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Sadly there will be no "Golden Teabag" Tickets for sale tonight as the Flaxen Claxon will be working with our Jess in the Tea Bar& I don't think we have anyone else available to sell them.

Unless that is any of you lot know any different!!

<img src="/forum/images/graemlins/bisou.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/bisou.gif" alt="" />


Couldn't she tell them from the Tea-Bar??? <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />



Tell them what?

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Sadly there will be no "Golden Teabag" Tickets for sale tonight as the Flaxen Claxon will be working with our Jess in the Tea Bar& I don't think we have anyone else available to sell them.

Unless that is any of you lot know any different!!

<img src="/forum/images/graemlins/bisou.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/bisou.gif" alt="" />


Couldn't she tell them from the Tea-Bar??? <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />



Tell them what?

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Tell them to buy the tickets of course.
I thought that was obvious... <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/trippy.gif" alt="" />
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I know, I know, you know me I love winding people up!!!!!

 

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Sadly there will be no "Golden Teabag" Tickets for sale tonight as the Flaxen Claxon will be working with our Jess in the Tea Bar& I don't think we have anyone else available to sell them.

Unless that is any of you lot know any different!!

<img src="/forum/images/graemlins/bisou.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/bisou.gif" alt="" />


Couldn't she tell them from the Tea-Bar??? <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />



Tell them what?

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Tell them to buy the tickets of course.
I thought that was obvious... <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/trippy.gif" alt="" />


Nuff said!!! With such a small gate I don't think we would have sold them all anyway.

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Arkwright said:
Squadron Leader said:
Sadly there will be no "Golden Teabag" Tickets for sale tonight as the Flaxen Claxon will be working with our Jess in the Tea Bar& I don't think we have anyone else available to sell them.

Unless that is any of you lot know any different!!

<img src="/forum/images/graemlins/bisou.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/bisou.gif" alt="" />


Couldn't she tell them from the Tea-Bar??? <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />



Tell them what?

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Tell them to buy the tickets of course.
I thought that was obvious... <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/trippy.gif" alt="" />


Nuff said!!! With such a small gate I don't think we would have sold them all anyway.

<img src="/forum/images/graemlins/laughuncontrollable.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/laughuncontrollable.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/laughuncontrollable.gif" alt="" />

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Yeah, that's why we didn't do the 50/50 either.
Thought it was a good turnout for a County Cup match, certainly sold a lot of raffle tickets to people (As did Mr Hat)!!!.
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Arkwright said:
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Squadron Leader said:
Arkwright said:
Squadron Leader said:
Sadly there will be no "Golden Teabag" Tickets for sale tonight as the Flaxen Claxon will be working with our Jess in the Tea Bar& I don't think we have anyone else available to sell them.

Unless that is any of you lot know any different!!

<img src="/forum/images/graemlins/bisou.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/bisou.gif" alt="" />


Couldn't she tell them from the Tea-Bar??? <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />



Tell them what?

<img src="/forum/images/graemlins/shrug.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/shrug.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/shrug.gif" alt="" />

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Tell them to buy the tickets of course.
I thought that was obvious... <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/trippy.gif" alt="" />


Nuff said!!! With such a small gate I don't think we would have sold them all anyway.

<img src="/forum/images/graemlins/laughuncontrollable.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/laughuncontrollable.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/laughuncontrollable.gif" alt="" />

<img src="/forum/images/graemlins/bisou.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/bisou.gif" alt="" />


Yeah, that's why we didn't do the 50/50 either.
Thought it was a good turnout for a County Cup match, certainly sold a lot of raffle tickets to people (As did Mr Hat)!!!.


Yeah I thought considering it was MS Cup the turnout was not too bad, I said earlier on I thought we would be lucky to get even 100 It was a much better idea to sell the Xmas Draw Tickets. Well done Mr Hat!!!

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Squadron Leader said:
Sadly there will be no "Golden Teabag" Tickets for sale tonight as the Flaxen Claxon will be working with our Jess in the Tea Bar& I don't think we have anyone else available to sell them.

Unless that is any of you lot know any different!!

<img src="/forum/images/graemlins/bisou.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/bisou.gif" alt="" />


Couldn't she tell them from the Tea-Bar??? <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />



Tell them what?

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Tell them to buy the tickets of course.
I thought that was obvious... <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/trippy.gif" alt="" />


Nuff said!!! With such a small gate I don't think we would have sold them all anyway.

<img src="/forum/images/graemlins/laughuncontrollable.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/laughuncontrollable.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/laughuncontrollable.gif" alt="" />

<img src="/forum/images/graemlins/bisou.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/bisou.gif" alt="" />


Yeah, that's why we didn't do the 50/50 either.
Thought it was a good turnout for a County Cup match, certainly sold a lot of raffle tickets to people (As did Mr Hat)!!!.


Yeah I thought considering it was MS Cup the turnout was not too bad, I said earlier on I thought we would be lucky to get even 100 It was a much better idea to sell the Xmas Draw Tickets. Well done Mr Hat!!!

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Just doing something which lots of others could do as well!
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