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Greg_Dyke

London Mayor Election

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Hi Friends, Romans and Heybridge Swifts fans,

 

I have decided to run for London Mayor, alert after that nice chap David Cameron Diaz, said I would be perfect for the job. affig

 

If you are fed up with the loony left wing Ken Livingstone, then VOTE FOR ME ! the not-very-left-wing-at-all Greg Dyke.

 

I have some ideas....If you have any, then post away....and I'll take time to steal them and use them for myself. babe

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Originally Posted By: Bitch
Silk?

Are you going to sue the BBC for misinforming the public Dykey?


Silk underpants give me a static charge, which although a hit with the ladies, can be quite alarming.

I will be considering my options with regard to the BBC, as it appears there is a lot of confusion this morning.... beer2 angel2 bounce

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Originally Posted By: chris blanc (GN
Surely you'll lose to 'Right Said Fred's' Richard Fairbrass!!


Still not sure which side of the fence he sits on !!!

argue countingsheep

By co-incidence, Right Said Fred have a new record out.

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Does the Mayor still get a cat ?

 

I know Dick Whittington had a pussy !

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Originally Posted By: Big J R
Does the Mayor still get a cat ?

I know Dick Whittington had a pussy !


Originally Posted By: cantos
Bitch for Mayor !


I fear the next comment ! bolt

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I'm sure she'll come up with a good 'un !!!

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Originally Posted By: Greg_Dyke
Originally Posted By: Big J R
Does the Mayor still get a cat ?

I know Dick Whittington had a pussy !


Originally Posted By: cantos
Bitch for Mayor !


I fear the next comment ! bolt


Dick whittington was Lord Mayor twice........Just shows what having a pussy can do for you! blush laugh

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Originally Posted By: American FLEET FAN No1
Originally Posted By: Greg_Dyke
My slogan was gonna be...

Dyke will pull finger out !


You'll be damned if it isn't! laugh


hohohohohoho

affig

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Originally Posted By: cantos
The Dyke's going down.

That could be Bitch's election slogan.


I'm sorry, but there is no point in having an erection campaign for a Dyke grin

Now....Where's my boots? meowwwwwwwwww

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