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Eurovision freakshow.

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1st up Romania

 

Kin ell, he looks good and sounds oooererrrr lovely. chloe

She doesn't frown

 

If he was singing without her, i'd buy it!

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3rd up Albania

 

Load of [****!!****], they really ought to stick to washing my car. She looks ok, bit sailorish, but an orrible noise in places. Where's my ear plugs?

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4th up Germany. Terry said 2 tossers - meant to mean 2 tommases grin

 

4 birds for your dilectation fellas.

 

Harmonising is crud. Yuck.

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Armenia isn't bad....or the song!

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5th offering from Armenia (wherever that is)

 

Catchy, woman singer in jaunty dress with 3 male (i think) dancers...

 

It still all sounds like quite an orrible noise to me. She's starting to shout her words. Maybe i'm just too old for all this achso

 

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6th freak offering is from Bosnia fingymagig

 

Fkin aida nooooooooooooooooo TAKE ME NOW LORD hanged

 

Fat brides and an airing of dirty laundry sick

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7th Israel

 

Something a bit quieter thank gawd. Oh, i thought it was a woman singing, but no. It's a bloke.

 

I'm just enjoying the slower, less noisy pace and marvelling at his waist jacket smile

 

Wader just made an observation...What is Willo The Cat doing, singing for Israel? grin

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8th up Finland

 

Gothic Rock. Oh, how wonderful. Hairy shirtless things playing with thier instruments and singing tunelessy. It will probably be a hit achso

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9th up Croatia

 

Fat half a blues bro. Croatia should stick to playing football. smile

 

Wogan said "What in heavens name was all that about" grin

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10th up Poland

 

The fellas will like her polar blue cool dress, long blonde hair and tits wink

 

It sounds far more paletable compared to the previous few offerings. Half almost operatic, half not. Good teeth and a smile. Bit of off key warbling, but not too bad, but it's hard to gauge with the sound down so low now smile

 

 

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11th up Iceland

 

Smiley happy boy, sounds like he can sing. Songs a bit too up tempo for me to really like it and i'm not too sure about his eyes. But, i do like his hair.

 

Oh dear, another duet. Another blonde, pink shoes. Vampish looking, so one for the fellas... Singing is ok, but not my cup of tea coffee

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12th up from Turkey chicken How many more to go? Please god let it nearly be over...

 

Do turkeys gobble? He looks like he does. They all do. Nice red guitar, freaky bloke with another guitar prancing about.

 

Stupid song, i cant understand a word they are 'singing'

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13th up is Portugal (oh goodie, just 12 more to go bawling )

 

Gosh! I thought Demise Rusoff had made a comeback shocked

 

A dramtic hand signally type song that sounds a little like a dirge...

 

Horace has asked "What's Munter in Portugese"? grin

 

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14th Latvia

 

It's Jolly Rogering time. Where's the bleedin parrot?

 

Reminiscent of Adam Ant this offering. What's the chance of them all cutting thier own throats to let some sort of song escape?

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