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<img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> who will start this off

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Everything!!!

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Impregnating women ??

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oooh.. a thread dedicated to making you men feel better about the fact that we can multi-task better than you can, and work better under pressure than you do.. enjoy! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

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ok, Moo watch my next post

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Oops wrong thread...

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Peeing standing up

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farting, snoring, burping, having bigger beer guts, ................................. <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

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Having selective deafness

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xray vision for spotting good looking women

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Looking after the sexual needs of the least fortunate of the opposite sex despite being totally pissed.

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dont always have to be pissed either, maybe

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Reaching an orgasm first.

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whats an orgasm, if there was a race who would 'come' first,

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Reaching an orgasm first.


That's not something to boast about, I'd keep quiet about it if I were you! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" />

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It,s not a race then.

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I heard that most 'pull out ' before the finish

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Just us Catholics

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are you sure about this Cantos

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farting, snoring, burping, having bigger beer guts, .................................


As the saying goes.. "Women are not allowed to snore, fart, belch or sweat. Therefore, we must bitch or we will explode" <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

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That's not something to boast about, I'd keep quiet about it if I were you!


I second that one. <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />




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