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Greg_Dyke

Heather Mills wins £25m Divorce settlement

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Originally Posted By: Greg_Dyke


.........if she has any left, I think she should buy a ladyshave for the other leg


And a spokeshave for the wooden one!!

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I just thought Spokeshave was funnier! grin

 

I'll have you know I got a 'C' in Woodwork!!!!

 

I hope she gets "Death Watch BEATLE" in her pegleg.

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She's in the process of writing a book.

 

It'll be entitled......

 

"The Hokey-Cockey, Hop-Scotch, Marriage, and other things I can't do" !

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I think McCartney got off lightly, £25m is a drop in the ocean to him and it could have been a lot more if Heather had stuck with her lawyers

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Originally Posted By: Rhodes
I think McCartney got off lightly, £25m is a drop in the ocean to him and it could have been a lot more if Heather had stuck with her lawyers
He did get off lightly considoring he's worth 800 million.

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Apparently McCartney is only worth £400m rather than the £825m that has been widely reported

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Originally Posted By: urchin_mentalist
she is a dirty old money grabbing one legged smelly fannied c u n t in my humble opinion,i hope she loses the other leg



I wish you wouldn't beat about the bush u m............Mind you .........If she lost her other leg..............That's all you could beat about! bolt

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Originally Posted By: urchin_mentalist
she is a dirty old money grabbing one legged smelly fannied c u n t in my humble opinion, i hope she loses the other leg

Yes but you can see what McCartney saw in her in the beginning when he attended that Charity event where she was speaking at, you could tell he was mesmorised by her particularly her breasts in that tight red jumper.

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Originally Posted By: Rhodes

Yes but you can see what McCartney saw in her in the beginning when he attended that Charity event where she was speaking at, you could tell he was mesmorised by her particularly her breasts in that tight red jumper.


fancy a bit of that do you rhodsey....

most expensive whore in history as it turns out and a ghastly fat gobbed geordie bitch to boot....

bang to rights... gore

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Uncle Urchin - I don't disagree but how was McCartney fooled to such a degree despite his children seeing through Heather from a mile away.

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she is a pig,i wouldn't touch it with yours rhodesy

he is a mug for thinking she actually fancied him but she is a dirty old ripper and a greedy one at that.I hope she gets married again and the bloke takes her to the cleaners but i doubt she would be as stupid as mcartney!

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Originally Posted By: Uncle Urchin
Originally Posted By: Rhodes
Uncle Urchin - I don't disagree but how was McCartney fooled to such a degree despite his children seeing through Heather from a mile away.


no fool like an old fool rhodsey.... grin



*Advertisement* On the look out for an old fool chloe

Off to buy a tight red jumper and some chicken fillets happybouncer

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somebody i know suggested that paul was a bit of a wife beater?? i said, 'no way!'. They said, 'if she was still alive, she'd be able to tell you'. Who knows, when we're 64???? allegedly......

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Originally Posted By: Rhodes
....how was McCartney fooled to such a degree despite his children seeing through Heather from a mile away.


I guess he was the fool on the hill, but as it was a long and winding road, he possibly was unsighted duck

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Newcastle was a tough place to be brought up in during the 70's particularly around Wallsend where I believe Heather lived and if you weren't in a stable and happy family environment then you had problems, you must have seen the film Get Carter with Michael Caine so that will no doubt tell you all you need to know.

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Maybe it was the standard of her 'blowies' that enticed him into marriage ?

 

bolt

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