The oldest joke...

[MRS HAPPY]

well how about this.. in my sisters year there was a John Thomas!!!

[Southport - TOWNER]

wasn't one of Bowers subs called Dosser? does he ever get off the bench?

[Chopper]

ha ha ST very good

[Arkwright]

There was a kid in the year below mine at school called Wayne Kerr.

One of my former work chums knew a Church Warden called Jenny Taylor.

 

I blame the parents.

[Mark (Flag) Braintree]

When I used to work for the HUGE Lloyds Broker, Marsh, they were Sedgwicks at the time, in the phone book, (i did not know her) there was a:

 

Mary Christmas.

 

True. You know what it was like, before the net was so frequently used by one and all, you would spend your working hours, looking up silly names in the company phone directory. <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/achso.gif" alt="" />

[Southport - TOWNER]

In a previous life there was an officer of the law called

 

PC Richard Blewitt

 

known as Dick to his friends

 

in the same vein, the head of housing in an east london boro' (some time ago) was Richard Head!

 

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[lovely stuff]

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My teacher at school was called Charlie Chaplin....Not a play on words,i know.But still quite funny and totally true.

I also had a teacher of the same name. What skool did you go to LS?

Bishop Stopford School,Enfield.

[Nikki 50/50]

really?!

[Lightweight]

Romford used to have a player called Rob Ford. <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/redbanana.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/strawberry.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/greenapple.gif" alt="" />

[Chopper]

an agent we use at work called David Beckham !

 

 

[MbrunoB]

There was a speedway rider called Red Ott and another who rode under the name Tyburn Gallows but that was only so his mum didnt find out.

There was also a James Bond.

[Steph]

I can remember when Bishops Stopford was Suffolks!

[Mr Happy]

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My teacher at school was called Charlie Chaplin....Not a play on words,i know.But still quite funny and totally true.

I also had a teacher of the same name. What skool did you go to LS?

Bishop Stopford School,Enfield.

ditto and Junior goes there now. When were you there?

[Chopper]

prob 1950 same time as you were at skool Happy

[Mr Happy]

At least I went to school. what was borstal like Chops!?

[Guest]

steph; suffolks is a primary school next to bishops.

 

small world

[Guest]

junior that was

[Steph]

In my day I am sure it was Suffolks Senior school - but I only went to the infants for a short time. It seemed like another world after Chesterfield Road and Capel Manor hadn't been built yet!

 

Honilands meant crossing the Great Cambridge Road which was not dualed at that time. I went to Suffolks by coach from the bottom of the road.

[Chopper]

OI Happy i did go to skool but never did anything though.

[Guest]

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My teacher at school was called Charlie Chaplin....Not a play on words,i know.But still quite funny and totally true.

I also had a teacher of the same name. What skool did you go to LS?

Bishop Stopford School,Enfield.

ditto and Junior goes there now. When were you there?

1981-87.