Favourite songs/chants?

[fanoftheblues]

So what's everyones favourite song or chant at Billericay then? Past or present. My favourite from days gone by (as I have already mentioned) isn't really a chant but the "schush" at goal kicks, my present favourite is "Billericay, Billericay, we'll support you ever... mmmmmmmmmmoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeee (and ever moooooorrrrreeeee etc)" (hard to sing in writing!)

[Guest]

Two favourites:

 

Away at Hastings in the FA Trophy in response to someone constantly ringing a school bell amongst the home supporters..."who let the cows out?!!"

 

And every time Martin St. Hilare set off with the ball the Blue Army would sing the theme tune not to the Saint (as in the cult 70's TV programme and Martin's nickname) but The Sweeney (another 70's cult TV programme but otherwise completely unconnected!!).

 

Funniest chant heard from away fan(s) recently was Leyton..."we're going up..we're going up..you're not." So what went wrong lads eh???

[Andy g]

My favourite chant is to the tune of Go West and it goes a little something like this.

5 0 to the Braintree Town, 5 0 to the Braintree Town,5 0 to the Braintree Town,5 0 to the Braintree Town.

Well you did ask. <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/thumbsup.gif" alt="" />

[fanoftheblues]

Andy, that chant sounds a bit repetative and dull, I can't think why someone at Braintree would like it!

[extaffyjim]

For some reason everyone used to sing Tragedy (by Steps or the Beegeees depending on how old you are). Always found it amusing.

 

Have to admit i do enjoy some of the cruder ones. eg. " Dont bend down when ............s around" etc, or "Wheres the vaseline.."

 

Anything where loads of people are singing together is all good.

[GazzaBTFC]

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fanoftheblues said:
Andy, that chant sounds a bit repetative and dull, I can't think why someone at Braintree would like it!

I always thought anything by The Worzals would be top of the Boretree hit list for songs....

[Deja Blue]

johneeeeeee kendall, Ooooooooh, had 11 sons,

11 sons had johnny kendall,

and he didn't laugh and he didn't cry,

all he did was go like this,

to the left, to the right,

 

johneeeeeee kendall, Ooooooooh, had 11 sons,

11 sons had johnny kendall,

and he didn't laugh and he didn't cry,

all he did was go like this,

to the left, to the right,

 

johneeeeeee kendall, Ooooooooh, had 11 sons,

11 sons had johnny kendall,

and he didn't laugh and he didn't cry,

all he did was go like this,

to the left, to the right,

 

Repeat over and over til your hearts content. Surely one of the all time greats?

[Umbrella Man]

Ah the Kendall song was made up and first used on a trip to Chesham United around 96/97 as was There's a Circus In The Town also made debut at Thame United same season.

 

96-97 top year for music <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/icon_band222.gif" alt="" />

[GazzaBTFC]

There's the Reds and there's the Greens

Super slicks and has beens,

They're accompanied by three men dressed in black,

One's a whistle, two are flags, and quite often they're the drags

Kick the ball into the goal, they put it back.

 

Yes Match of the Day's

The only way, to spend your Saturday

 

Each side's eleven men, with numbers on their backs

But at a distance they all tend to look the same

But some own their boutiques, well they clean up every week

Inciting riots, causing chaos, such a shame!

 

But Match of the Day's

The only way

We spend our Saturday

 

And that's not all, our mates the keepers

Slippin' and sliding in the mud

Arms as long as creepers

 

Send him off Ref' ***!!++??

Where are your specs Ref' +++***!!!

Kick you to death Ref' !!XX**??

Oi! Are you deaf Ref' X*+X*!!?

 

There's a few things before we go

That I think you ought to know

Obstruction, Body Checking, heavy tackles

So put on your hat and scarf

Have a drink, have a larf'

From the terrace you can see your men do battle

 

Yes Match of the Day's

The only way

You can spend your Saturday

 

Don't forget, the trainers with their sponges

Managers with open cheques, liquid business lunches

 

Send 'im off Ref' ***!!++??

Where are your specs Ref' !***&&&!!!

Kick you to death Ref' !!XX**??

Oi! Are you deaf Ref' X&+X&+!!?

 

...Phfff! Good game 'ey, Ron?...

...D'you see that goal in the Second Half? oh!...

...Bit of a dirty tackle that, mate!...

...I reckon I should've had a bet on it myself!...

...We paid 400, 000 pound for him, you realise that?...

...Oh - look out, here comes a bottle ...

...Yes, fancy a pint then? My round...

[Iron Webbo]

Andy, quite liked your "5 0 to the Braintree Town", but I preferred the "Can we play you every week" chant, or maybe the "Is your first team on the coach".

 

The other runner in my book was "Who put the ball in the Ricay net ... half of bl**dy Braintree!"

 

Happy days.

[GazzaBTFC]

STILL going on about that....

 

Bloody hell, some people just can't look forward.

 

Now be a nice Chairman...go away

[The Town Crier]

Gazz, give em some credit...they did finish League position F-O-U-R.

 

Is that right they're going full time this year?

[GazzaBTFC]

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The Town Crier said:
Is that right they're going full time this year?

Bang goes that "small profit" <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[Iron Webbo]

STILL indeed young Gazza me'lado! Yep top four as opposed to second but Ricay-Iron would've been a better play-off final - hey ho!

 

As to full time, we're edging that way TC, two or three days a week next season for about half of 'em I reckon, more in the years that follow - no rush after all!

 

Bang goes that small profit you say? Well, we've got a little 'iron' in the fire that should help us with that one. More news in a few weeks methinks.

[GazzaBTFC]

A small "iron"? A shopping centre?

[Dan Sampford]

To the tune of One Man Went To Mow, i liked the song One man went to war.

[Nitetime Neil]

Sorry, but you just can't beat "Billericay, Billericay, wo-oh-oh, Billericay" to the tune of Bananarama's (or Steam's original US hit if you're jurassic!) "Na Na Hey Hey Kiss Him Goodbye". I especially used to like it when Woody used to start it off "opera stylee" in the Cowshed when there were seats behind both goals and the Blue Army squeezed in there with us old gits for home games instead, great atmosphere then... <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/djsmile.gif" alt="" />

[Tom_]

one of my favourite chants would have to be one sang when playing exeter last year. "i cant read and i cant write but that dont really matter. Cause i come from exeter and i can drive a tractor." Also blue army is brilliant aswell.

[Keith.P]

..Or this new one which made a couple of late season games, to the tune of Annie's song..

 

You fill up my senses,

Like a full pint of carling,

Like a night out in Ricay,

Like a day at New Lodge.

Where-ever we travel,

We think Bill-er-icay,

My Bill-er-icay Town,

Come fill me again....

 

Nah nah nah nah nah nahhhhh

[fanoftheblues]

So does anyone have any bright ideas for new songs???

 

For example (and I apologise for it being bad but it is off the top of my head...)

To the tune of "My Generation"... "My Billericay"!