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zody, July 8, 2005 in General Conversation - The Pub!
you sparkle more than a star
"FANCY GOING HALF EACH ON A BA--TARD"?????
suprisingly sucessful !!! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/chloe.gif" alt="" />
I HAVE WORSE !!! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/doah.gif" alt="" />
A life without you is like a broken pencil, Pointless
is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven?
my mate said that to a bird she slapped him coz she wasn't wearing any.
wanna see the soles of your shoes in my wing mirrors .....
ask if she wants to come on your boat...when she asks if you have a boat say yes and point to your face???
Do you beleive in love at first site or should i walk by again.
If you were a seed the i would grow a whole field of you.
if i could re-arrange the alphabet i would put U and I together!
if your name was homework i would do you on my desk right now
Do you swallow?
Oh billy..........i thought it would hacve been.....Have you ever seen a Sausage this big??? <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
to all the laidies...whats the worst an best you have heard
Your like a Parking ticket... you got fine written all over u!!!
I always found 'fancy a shag' worked and was straight to the point.....
"You have the loveliest eyes... d'you think that you might see fit to leave them to me in your will ~ if I could set them in glass, they'd make an awesome paperweight !"
Always got me a slap or the girl !!!
Thankfully in a ratio of about one to seven respectively !
did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
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