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Billy Cove said:
"FANCY GOING HALF EACH ON A BA--TARD"?????
suprisingly sucessful !!! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/chloe.gif" alt="" />


Sad.. <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/whistling.gif" alt="" />

Being female, I have never used a chat up line.. but the WORST one a man ever used on me was "Nice legs, what time do they open?" He didn't get anywhere with me.

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wanna see the soles of your shoes in my wing mirrors .....

 

 

ask if she wants to come on your boat...when she asks if you have a boat say yes and point to your face???

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"You have the loveliest eyes... d'you think that you might see fit to leave them to me in your will ~ if I could set them in glass, they'd make an awesome paperweight !"

 

Always got me a slap or the girl !!!

 

Thankfully in a ratio of about one to seven respectively !

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