It's a Fact

[The Town Crier]

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Kevin M (CCFC) said:
Oh, come on, C-F, get with it..it's all banter... that's what all these forums are about....gossip, chat, debate, argument and more often than not wildly inaccurate info/rumours ...a load of old tosh at the end of the day....BUT FUN!!


Okay, done my PR bit for the day.....

Cheers kev....and now Gazzas biting ...

[The Town Crier]

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Claret Forever said:
"Should we start a please stay at Ricay petition. Oh the worry of it all."

I think it IS time to worry when the Chairman of Billericay Town feels it necessary to post a comment about an anonymous piece of garbage written by someone on the Ryman board. Why on earth give it the fresh-air of publicity if it's not true? Unless, of course, there IS something in what Claret Everywhere says. Please explain, TC, why you bothered commenting on it. Surely better to just ignore it? A man in your position should surely rise above that kind of comment and treat it for what it is, yes?

I did treat it for what it is... <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/cheeburga.gif" alt="" />



or IS there somthing in it...where do I sign...

[GazzaBTFC]

No, just in a bad mood and fancy a bit of scum, Chav City FC squatter abuse.

 

been to nice to them of late...time to take the tiger by the tail and shoot the [****!!****]!!! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[Kevin M (CCFC)]

Hmm, strikes me you could be mean poker

player, TC... <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[Barry Proudfoot]

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Claret Forever said:
By the way, I'm sure we CAN accomodate you at Melbourne. As long as, of course, you're willing to put up with comments of "You're just a bunch of squatters" if you ever play us (because we will ignore the fact that you pay us rent). And if you ever decide to help us out by paying your rent for a season in advance instead of the usual monthly instalments, please don't be offended if our supporters show absolutely no gratitude for the fact.

Nice bit of spin, so we should be the ones grateful for you bunch of muppets using our ground for 7(seven) years, cos in the 5th season you paid us early. Bore off and remove that chip thats on your shoulder

[Kevin M (CCFC)]

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GazzaBTFC said:
No, just in a bad mood and fancy a bit of scum, Chav City FC squatter abuse.

been to nice to them of late...time to take the tiger by the tail and shoot the [****!!****]!!! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Protected species status them big stripey lads n lasses....

A win tomorrow and you'll be right as rain again.

[GazzaBTFC]

Chip? CHIP...it's a [****!!****] forest mate.

[Ryan.c]

With the amount of hot air released by Claret forever today, those potatoes on his shoulder should now be just ready. Plenty of butter please, and don't be shy with the grated cheese.

[Claret Forever]

Gazza, the only chips you know about are the tons you eat on match-days.

 

One man's 'chip on his shoulder' is another man's 'speaking the truth', something you lot don't like to hear. Cos it hurts.

[Ryan.c]

What truth is this? That Gazza eats tonnes of chips on matchdays?

[GazzaBTFC]

Claret Forever, don't eat chips at a match day...so like your fictitious fugures that you and your numpties come out with, you're wrong.

 

Now go away and masturbate over some other fanatsy other than those so called 'Ricay accounts you guys keep quoting.

[Claret Forever]

'Plenty of butter please'.'

 

You have butter on your chips? Christ, no wonder there are so many lard-arses supporting BTFC.

 

Ryan C. No prizes for guessing what the C stands for.

[GazzaBTFC]

Oh ho...Ryan, we have a live one here...

 

Go on. do tell us what the "C" stands for....another original line of insult from a numpty.

[Ryan.c]

It stands for COR, WHAT A FINE LOOKING FELLA!

[Claret Forever]

'don't eat chips at a match day'

 

In that case, you must stay up late for the other six days of the week to catch up for lost time...

[extaffyjim]

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Claret Forever said:
I haven't witnessed that since the bad old hooly days of the eighties.

And i havent heard such grown up comments as 'your a bunch of lard arses', since i was in nursery school. Grow up or go somewhere else.

[Barry Proudfoot]

Hey claret you mug, I bet we wouldnt have heard of you had tuesdays result. As some of our ESL friends would say "lick my newly shaven balls you c**twipe"

[Claret Forever]

'And i havent heard such grown up comments as 'your a bunch of lard arses', since i was in nursery school.'

 

You haven't been posting on this forum long then. I suppose calling all City fans 'numpty's' is acceptable?

 

'Hey claret you mug, I bet we wouldnt have heard of you had tuesdays result.'

 

Eh? Anyone an expert in translating gibberish to English, please?

 

'As some of our ESL friends would say "lick my newly shaven balls you c**twipe".

 

On the subject of balls, Barry, I would imagine you either (a) have them but they haven't dropped yet, or ( you don't have them at all. I reckon the second option is true but I could quite believe it if it's the first...

[The Observer]

bet he dont lick them like you

[Claret Forever]

'bet he dont lick them like you'

 

I can state quite categorically that I have NEVER licked Barry's balls...