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Little Miss Urchin

Black, hairy tongue

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Some people are allergic to penecillin. My dad can't take it.

 

Have heard that it discolours your tongue.

 

If you read of the possible side effects that are often listed on the labels of these drugs you would refuse to take them!!!

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Black hairy tongue ................. ?????????????

 

(thinks) Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm !!!

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Sporran in the mouth ?

 

I've never heard it called that before !

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Not a clan forum ?

 

I'l take me sporran off, then !

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What makes me laugh is watching adverts for sleep aids. When they list side effects, and drowsiness is mentioned, I always think, "I would HOPE so!".

 

I almost dealt with the sore throat after reading that one. I figured I'd eventually get better. Then I decided to be adventurous and try it anyway. I figured I'd either get better more quickly or die, but one way or the other, my throat wouldn't hurt any more. grin

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Actually seen on a packet of peanuts

 

"WARNING - CONTAINS NUTS !"

 

.... and for those of you with a smutty mind........

 

"WARNING - SMALL CHILDREN CAN CHOKE ON NUTS !"

 

Oooh Matron !

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The one that REALLY cracked me up was the warning on a packet of peanuts that said "Warning, MAY contain peanuts." I'd like to hope so, if I had just paid for peanuts!

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True, my alter-ego on the 606 website upset one or two people with a couple of chuckaways, they don't half get tetchy on there!

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Originally Posted By: fleetzone
True, my alter-ego on the 606 website upset one or two people with a couple of chuckaways, they don't half get tetchy on there!

Fleetzone, get in my box and give them pesky Barrow Boys another kicking grin

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Would that be Cap'n Flint, Fleety ?

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