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The Bitch Appreciation Thread

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Bitch has informed me she has had 3 Virgin men around recently and none have been able to satisfy her needs yet grin

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Shame she couldn't make it to the game on Saturday as our centre forward Charlie Side scored a hat trick against her team in the first 9 minutes grin

 

Of course I did text her each time wink

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Yes she is still unsatisfied with the men Virgin have sent her Cantos. Now's there a surprise lol

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Ha bleedin Ha laugh

 

I'm supposed to be having a houseful of eager Virgins attending to me tomorrow between the hours of 8a.m and 6pm. If they can't do it for me in that time i fear i'll never get satisfaction and give up! shocked

 

Just a flying visit........Miss you all (even Cantos wink ) With any luck and some exhausted Virgins i may be back to play tomorrow night. So there! alk

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You gotta kind of feel sorry for those poor Virgin fellas ehh! wink

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Sad news, have heard from Bitch and sadly the Virgin men have had to withdraw from coming today wink

 

So she will not be back on-line today after all frown

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What happened ?

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Originally Posted By: Taffy_Alan
Sad news, have heard from Bitch and sadly the Virgin men have had to withdraw from coming today wink

So she will not be back on-line today after all frown


She should have stipulated non-catholics.

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Tut- Tut !

"I've got Rhythm !

 

I've got Rhythm ! Who could ask for anything more !"

(da-de-dah !)

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