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Let's cut to the chase here.

Q1 Dykey are you a gay man?

Q2 If you are a gay man,do you fancy Rhodes?

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Originally Posted By: Greg_Dyke
I'll just clarify that, with a quick roleplay...

Rhodes : "Hi Greg, let me introduce Miss Bitch..."

Greg : "Hi Bitch, you look stunning, fancy a quicky ?"

Bitch : "No thanks !"

Rhodes : " Let me introduce her daughter...."

Greg : "Hi Daughter of Bitch, you look delightful, fancy a quicky ?"

SLAP !!!!

You had me so wrong.... chloe

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Originally Posted By: Greg_Dyke


I have an aversion to all things Kent

duckduckduckduck


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Or Jerry Springer !

Not enought fist swinging or hair pulling for that one.. so far.

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Originally Posted By: Greg_Dyke
easy asien
I am not a rat, or a ferret duck

Greg Dyke - I didn't say you were however casting my mind back to the days when I was single I never passed up an opportunity, I always asked the question as if you don't ask you don't get

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Surveys show that for every 100 requests you should get one positive result grin

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Rhodes questions Greg....The Reality Show!
I bags the TV rights! laugh

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Bogg off Fleety! YOu'll sell them for £35 per head to all your other mates! laugh


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Originally Posted By: Bitch
Surveys show that for every 100 requests you should get one positive result grin

My success rate was about one in 20 when I was young free and single although admitedly that was sometime ago and I was quite persistent, a bit like Urchin Mentalist is now.

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Originally Posted By: cantos
Let's cut to the chase here.

Q1 Dykey are you a gay man?

Q2 If you are a gay man,do you fancy Rhodes?


A1 No

A2 However, if anyone was to tempt me into sodomy, it would be the devilish, Liam Neeson lookalike, Clifford Rhodes duck

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Originally Posted By: Bitch
Originally Posted By: Greg_Dyke
I'll just clarify that, with a quick roleplay...

Rhodes : "Hi Greg, let me introduce Miss Bitch..."

Greg : "Hi Bitch, you look stunning, fancy a quicky ?"

Bitch : "No thanks !"

Rhodes : " Let me introduce her daughter...."

Greg : "Hi Daughter of Bitch, you look delightful, fancy a quicky ?"

SLAP !!!!

You had me so wrong.... chloe


in that case, I am free on Friday, after 11.30pm....I'll be waiting in the Taxi Rest Room, outside Knightsbridge tube..knock 3 times on the pipe for entry duck

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Originally Posted By: Rhodes
Originally Posted By: Bitch
Surveys show that for every 100 requests you should get one positive result grin

My success rate was about one in 20 when I was young free and single although admitedly that was sometime ago and I was quite persistent, a bit like Urchin Mentalist is now.


How many times has he asked you out Cliff duck

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Greg Dyke - You saw first hand the way Urchin Mentalist made a play for Bitch's daughter, he was staight in there and I think he got a peck on the cheek and her mobile number at the end of the night, that could have been you.

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I am not sure it was ever likely to be me, UM is all man, and has the virility of an Indian Maharaja

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Bogg off Fleety! YOu'll sell them for £35 per head to all your other mates! laugh


After my 7.50 commission, that is! wink laugh

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Come in late on this thread. Quality stuff. Very entertaining.

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Originally Posted By: Greg_Dyke
I am not sure it was ever likely to be me, UM is all man, and has the virility of an Indian Maharaja

bounce
UM is all man! his too busy spitting on the ramsgate laugh Blue fan

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Originally Posted By: Greg_Dyke
"Hi Daughter of Bitch, you look delightful, fancy a quicky ?"
SLAP !!!!


I don't think Emma is like that at all and she would see the funny side, as would Bitch, they're not snooty people at all despite coming from Tonbridge where many people are stuck up

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when in hole Rhodes, stop digging duck




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