Anyone remember Alan Partridge's TV programme ideas:
A detective series based in Norwich called ‘Swallow’. Swallow is a detective who tackles vandalism.
‘Alan Attack!’. Like the Cook Report, but with a more slapstick approach.
‘Arm Wrestling with Chas and Dave’.
‘Knowing M.E., Knowing You’. I, Alan Partridge, talk to M.E. sufferers about the condition. You know, we intersperse it with their favourite pop songs, make it light-hearted, you know, give them a platform, you’ve got to keep the energy up, because…
‘Inner-City Sumo’. We take fat people from the inner cities, put them in big nappies, and then get them to throw each other out of a circle that we draw with chalk on the ground. Do it in a pub car park.
Cooking in prison. ‘A Partridge Amongst The Pigeons’ - me, in Trafalgar Square, feeding the pigeons
‘Youth Hosteling with Chris Eubank’.
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