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[Chris Clapham]

News reports have confirmed that Paul McCartney has agreed the divorce terms with his wife Heather Mills- McCartney.

 

Mrs Mills- McCartney is said to be distraught over the split "He has

been my crutch for so long!!" She said in an earlier briefing, "I have

no idea why this has happened, I'm stumped"

 

She's reported to be making frantic efforts to keep the split as civil

as possible.

 

"She's running around in circles", according to a close friend, "she

will need all the support she can get its not like its easy to walk out

on a relationship like this"

 

Rumours abound over the divorce setlement and it has been suggested that infidelity may have been the cause. "She's terrible" a source stated, "always trying to get her leg over". Another source has suggested that her battle with alcoholism was the cause. "Macca couldn't handle it anymore" a friend said "he would get home at night and find her legless". Paul is now saying he doesn't know how he's going to find anyone to fill her shoe.

[Teflon]

 

 

 

 

[Big J R]

.......... and people accuse me of being very outspoken ??????

[Gussy]

Jr you're just jealous because someone else posted a joke

[Big J R]

Just keep trying to un-stitch yer pockets !

[Chris Clapham]

Good old Gussy Tweezers!

[Krooner]

Good Call Splinter

[Jurg78]

Wasn't he the rat in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles as well?!