TV Quotes

[Big J R]

Monty Pythons Flying Cir-CUS !

 

And It's Goodnight from Him....... (Easy Peezey one !)

[Mr Happy]

the two Ronnies (classics)

 

Pass me de condensed milk sandwiches

[Slartibartfast]

Tiswas

 

The ancient sages said "do not despise the snake for having no horns, for who is to say it will not become a dragon?"

So may one just man become an army.

 

 

 

[chris blanc]

The water margin

 

"you're my wife now Dave"

[matrix]

Was it " The Royale Family"

[chris blanc]

nope

[David Holden]

Quote:

The water margin

"you're my wife now Dave"

People will start to talk Chris!

[Tall n Cool]

League of Gentlemen??

 

It's a guess, but I'm googling it tomorrow if it's wrong!

 

If it's right, the next quote is,

 

"The Earl of Sandwich invented the sandwich, Samuel Morse invented Morse Code, Plato invented the plate"

[chris blanc]

It was the league of gentlemen

 

 

[chris blanc]

Red Dwarf

 

"Don't stare at me, Eddie. I'm a humane man, but right now I could kick a kitten through an electric fan"

[Mr Happy]

Bottom

 

Boinggg

[David Holden]

The Magic Roundabout

 

Yes, almost as tragic as Archbishop Bertum being struck by a falling gargoyle while swimming off Beachy Head

[chris blanc]

Is it Father Ted?

 

My last one wasn't Bottom, so here it is again

 

"Don't stare at me, Eddie. I'm a humane man, but right now I could kick a kitten through an electric fan"

[David Holden]

No it isn't Father Ted Chris, and I don't know yours either.

[chris blanc]

It's not a good idea to have more than one on the go, so mine was Frasier

 

Here's Dave's again:

 

Yes, almost as tragic as Archbishop Bertum being struck by a falling gargoyle while swimming off Beachy Head

[ronin]

Blackadder?

[David Holden]

Yup!

[chris blanc]

your turn for a quote now Ronin

[Big J R]

Sorri Guys and Galls. I didn't check page 2, but as no-one has posted a new quote: See Below. (Very easy !)

 

 

The Young Ones, (I'm guessing !) (Since edited !)

 

Try:

 

 

"You are a habitual criminal....."

[David Holden]

Porridge

 

You've lost the colors, sir. The king's own colors, touched by his own hand. Take my advice, and a pistol, and go behind that tent, and blow out what's left of your brains.