seven Posted January 14, 2013 Share Posted January 14, 2013 I have just stumbled across todays Sun newspaper that somebody must of left in my van I am delighted to say that the club has a mention on page 16 in Gordon Smarts Bizarre column !!!! A member of "world famous Little Mix girl band" Leigh-Anne Pinnock has bagged herself a footballer boyfriend - non other than Jordon Kiffin (remember him?). According to the Sun he plays for non-league Ashford Town now and even on his low wage showers her with expensive gifts. Are we still paying him?? After the disappointment of the Fleet game being called off on Saturday I too bagged myself a WAG - her name being Gertrude Von Snatch. Its very early days in our relationship and we are just exchanging shoes at the moment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatboyatmfc Posted January 14, 2013 Share Posted January 14, 2013 Haha! Dirty Gurty !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lazarus Posted January 14, 2013 Share Posted January 14, 2013 Who does Jordan actually play for these days? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swifty Posted January 14, 2013 Share Posted January 14, 2013 Play? Wasn't he one of the midfield players who were conspiciuous by their lack of effort when Jamie was in charge? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith B Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 Does Jordan still play for us? Keep quiet about it, its probably what he tells the missus to provide time for young Leigh-Anne. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimBoyFat Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 Might boost the gate with paperatzi on Saturday .... ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatboyatmfc Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 I think Jordan used to put a shift in actually. Good player and could take pens with his eyes shut! I think he is the only player I would be interested in coming back from that era. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swifty Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 Come to think of it, Jordan wasn't that bad, you're right. Maybe I was confusing him with Lukewarm Hickey! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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