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James Blunt 'Goodbye my Lover'has just overtaken,Robbie Williams 'Angels' as the most requested song at a funeral.What song would you like played for you at your funeral.

Mine is, Going Underground by The Jam if i am buried.

Or Feeling Hot Hot Hot by Arrow if i am cremated.

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mine would be, too hot to handle by Heatwave

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How morbid can you get <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" />

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Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now...

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I insist on much sobbing and beating of breasts.

The theme tune to Gladiator

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I insist on much ... breasts.



The theme tune to Benny Hill ? <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/chloe.gif" alt="" />

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'Straight To Hell' by The Clash for me

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It's all over now?

Down down?

There was I, digging this hole....

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Hole in the ground -- so big and sort of round it was?

Just what shape are you Invis.

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Captain Sensible... "Glad It's All Over"...

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The advantage of invisibilty is that no-one can see what shape I am!

Anway, I may choose to be interred in a crouched position, as favoured in so many prehistoric (and indeed present) cultures.....

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Crouched position yes but only for the plebs, I think medieval gentry were interred standing up.lets face it Invis the standing position allows for far more ex-Invis'es to be interred per plot.

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Then again, those who are invisible could be dropped off anywhere, and no one would be the wiser. <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

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True, but everyone would be tripping over invisible stiffs everywhere!

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Stiff invisibles is another story!

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..nah..the B side is much better...Sit on my Face..quality..
Or the classic Bee Gees hit:
How deep is my Bruv!!

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I have decided to be creamated and my ashes scattered at sea.
Lets see those buggers try dancing on my grave then.

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I want to be cremated and my ashes scattered on a beach.
That way i could still get into girls knickers.




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