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Could our DPM do your job and how much do you think he is worth on an hourly basis.

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He couldn't do my job mainly because the lift is being repaired in my building and I have to climb to the 4th floor god knows how many times per day.
I doubt very much if that fat oaf could manage that!

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couldn't do mine either, too much climbing in and out of lofts, up and down stairs and the fat one couldn't keep his hands off the female customers..

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He might be able to do mine. At the moment, I am doing the housewife thing, but spend a good deal of the day at the computer doing things for our forum and quiz site. I suppose if he had all day access to the kitchen I would be spending more time shopping. <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" />

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he couldn't do mine, I do have to display a great deal of tact dealing with people who clearly have no idea what they're supposed to be doing.

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He cant even do the job that comes with an army of advisors so how could he do a job on his own?

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dealing with people who clearly have no idea what they're supposed to be doing


Don't you just love humans? <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/shrug.gif" alt="" />

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Don't you just love humans? <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/shrug.gif" alt="" />


no, they're all useless wastes of oxygen

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There needs to be a scarcasm font on this thing. <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> In addition to wasting oxygen, they are annoying gits.

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In addition from wasting oxygen, and being annoying gits.........They are on this forum! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

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Wasting our valuable time because we occasionally have to read useless drivel. <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

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In addition from wasting oxygen, and being annoying gits.........They are on this forum! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />



perhaps you should put this on the Romford forum <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> cause we talk bollox

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In addition from wasting oxygen, and being annoying gits.........They are on this forum! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />



perhaps you should put this on the Romford forum <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> cause we talk bollox


Big JR warned me never to go onto the Romford forum, told me the boredom sucks the life out of you! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

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you are always welcome on our forum, we attract all sorts of .......... but no sensible stuff <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

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It's Windsor and Eton you've gotta' watch, Les !

They are VERY anti bikini pics ! Though I believe sausages CAN be mentioned.


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tell you what, just read Tony Blair is to be featured in a programme, 'This is your Life' they are saying he is a different person in his personal life, yeah right

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tell you what, just read Tony Blair is to be featured in a programme, 'This is your Life' they are saying he is a different person in his personal life, yeah right


How will anybody know if what is said is true or not? Is Campbell acting as the compere?

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VERY TRUE, CANT STAND THE BLOKE, HENCE WHY I AM SHOUTING, SORRY, DONT KNOW WHO IS COMPARING

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tell you what, just read Tony Blair is to be featured in a programme, 'This is your Life' they are saying he is a different person in his personal life, yeah right


How will anybody know if what is said is true or not? Is Campbell acting as the compere?


Come on be real he is a different person in response to every question.




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