SCARBOROUGH COMMENTARY

[Charles Webster]

All being well I will be doing live commentary from Scarborouigh next week on BBC Radio Kent's website : http://www.bbc.co.uk/england/realmedia/live/localradio/kent.ram

 

I will be sliding across from my usual summariser's seat into the commentator's role and will be assisted by A MYSTERY GUEST WHO YOU ALL KNOW!

 

Who can it be? Have a guess.

 

There will be big shout's for Ross Smith's Mum and Dad in Toronto, Fleet Fan USA in New York, James Corcoran in San Antonio and any other displaced supporters who can't get to the game.

 

Sadly for Harry J, no references to Elvis Presley songs.

 

Stu M will be pleased to know the broadcast will be loaded with my usual gaffe's and totally biased views.

[Hempstead Gaz]

What about a shout for the late, lamented Springfleet Albion, including Redolent, Andrew C, myself and none other than Adrian F our new Director.

Up the Fleet, keep up the great work, Chas.

[Jimmy]

Steve McKimm.

 

Please make sure you shout Goal loud enough to distort a la Greenie.

[Andrewc]

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Chatham Gary said:
What about a shout for the late, lamented Springfleet Albion, including Redolent, Andrew C, myself and none other than Adrian F our new Director.
Up the Fleet, keep up the great work, Chas.

Don't forget Hirsty and John E.

[Harry J Allstars]

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Charles Webster said:
Sadly for Harry J, no references to Elvis Presley songs.

Thats Mr Allstars to you sir!

[EUFC superb]

Unfortunately I won't be able to make this game <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" />. So I'll be listening in great hope of another three points.

[American FLEET FAN No1]

You tell him Harry! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> Sorry, Mr Allstars! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[Slartibartfast]

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Charles Webster said:

I will be sliding across from my usual summariser's seat into the commentator's role and will be assisted by A MYSTERY GUEST WHO YOU ALL KNOW!

Who can it be? Have a guess.

Is it Shergar?

[EUFC superb]

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Slartibartfast said:

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Charles Webster said:

I will be sliding across from my usual summariser's seat into the commentator's role and will be assisted by A MYSTERY GUEST WHO YOU ALL KNOW!

Who can it be? Have a guess.

Is it Shergar?

I thought he was covering the 10.20 at epsom?

[Harry J Allstars]

Does racing start that early?

 

I thought Shergar was missing.

[Slartibartfast]

So not Shergar then <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/bawling.gif" alt="" />, hmmmmm who would be a good mystery guest on an internet commentary.......

 

I reckon its either Marcel Marceau or Sooty.

[Harry J Allstars]

But Sooty can't....

 

Oh I see.

[FleetFanatic]

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Harry J Allstars said:
I thought Shergar was missing.

Not so much as missing as used as an ingredient for glue, I seem to recall people suspecting.

[David Holden]

is it Richard Bingham?

[Harry J Allstars]

Maria Sharapova?

 

Chas if it's Maria Sharapova I'll be coming up to see you.

 

Continuing on from me trying to get you to say stuff could you please say the following:

 

We are today joined by Sooty. Whats that Sooty you like my new hair cut? You think it makes me look younger? Oh Sooty you tease......

[Wobbly Wayne rides again]

Is it Bernard Bresslaw ?

[American FLEET FAN No1]

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Wobbly Wayne rides again said:
Is it Bernard Bresslaw ?

Well i only asked!

[Slartibartfast]

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Harry J Allstars said:

We are today joined by Sooty. Whats that Sooty you like my new hair cut? You think it makes me look younger? Oh Sooty you tease......

How about: "What's that Sooty, Chas has got his hand up your [****!!****]? you're not the first Sooty."

[Stu M]

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Charles Webster said:
Stu M will be pleased to know the broadcast will be loaded with my usual gaffe's and totally biased views.

Glad to hear it. I'm still waiting for RK to sort out the celebrity wrestling between you and Margate's JJ and then I can form my WWF (Webster Wrestling Fanclub).

[David Holden]

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Stu M said:
Glad to hear it. I'm still waiting for RK to sort out the celebrity wrestling between you and Margate's JJ and then I can form my WWF (Webster Wrestling Fanclub).

WWF?? you'll have Prince Philip after you <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />