Jago Posted January 15, 2019 Share Posted January 15, 2019 Hello everyone. Yes I know it’s late, but I was suffering from Post Seaside Traumatic Stress Disorder after an ill-advised trip to Folkestone. The only real highlight was our new song, “bonjour, bonjour, nous sommes The Ornchurch Boys”. Very drôle. (I'm wasted on you lot). Anyway. A Cuptastic win tonight has put me in a much better mood, so here are the week 1 fixtures. Reigning Champ Wivvers has an awkward trip to Ozz Avenue and new “boy” Mick The Bat meets the ever boring consistent UrchinYid in an early Salad Derby. Poor old Mr D will wonder what has hit him as he trades the elite stadiums* of Div 1 for the ploughed fields and bus-stops-for-stands in Div 2 typified by the Lady Jago Recreation Ground. (*yes it's "Stadiums" not "Stadia" - and I'm happy to fight anyone who suggests otherwise). Talking of fighting, our resident Glaswegian kicks off his unexpected and probably shortlived season in the elite with the closest he'll get to a derby with a visit from Lord Tractor-Boy. As you can tell from the above I’m scratching around for things to say so let’s get on with it: Week one Head-to-heads: Upminster Division Also-ran Division (we know who we are) Fixture predictions : Spring Week 1, 19 Jan 2019 Celta Vigo v Valencia Bournemouth v West Ham The Arse v The Chels Basildon v Brentwood Urchins v Burgess Hill Town Att: Allez Les Urchins Le Jago Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MR D Posted January 16, 2019 Share Posted January 16, 2019 Celta Vigo 1 v 2 Valencia Bournemouth 1 v 2 West Ham The Arse 0 v 3 The Chels Basildon 1 v 1 Brentwood Urchins 3 v 1 Burgess Hill Town Att: 189 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1961 COYS Posted January 16, 2019 Share Posted January 16, 2019 Celta Vigo 1 v 1 Valencia Bournemouth 1 v 1 West Ham The Arse 1 v 2 The Chels Basildon v 1 Brentwood Urchins 2 v 1 Burgess Hill Town Att: 175 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinamo Urchin Posted January 16, 2019 Share Posted January 16, 2019 Celta Vigo 2 v 1 Valencia Bournemouth 2 v 2 West Ham The Arse 2 v 1 The Chels Basildon 0 v 3 Brentwood Urchins 2 v 1 Burgess Hill Town Att: 219 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick the bat Posted January 16, 2019 Share Posted January 16, 2019 Celts Vigo 1 v Valencia 3 Bournemouth 3 v 0 West ham Arsenal 0 v 4 Chelsea Basildon 1 v 2 Brentwood town Chins 3 v 0 Burgess hill town 0 Att 305 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UrchinYid Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 Celta Vigo 1 v 2 Valencia Bournemouth 2 v 2 West Ham The Arse 1 v 2 The Chels Basildon 0 v 2 Brentwood Urchins 2 v 0 Burgess Hill Town Att: 208 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wivenhoe Urchin Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 Celta Vigo 1v1 Valencia Bournemouth 2v1 West Ham The Arse 1v3 The Chels Basildon 1v2 Brentwood Urchins 3v2 Burgess Hill Town Att: 215 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Tom Daley Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 Celta Vigo 1v2 Valencia Bournemouth 1v2 West Ham The Arse 2v1 The Chels Basildon 1v1 Brentwood Urchins 2v0 Burgess Hill Town Att: 226 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cup of tea Posted January 18, 2019 Share Posted January 18, 2019 Celta Vigo 1 v 0 Valencia Bournemouth 3 v 2 West Ham The Arse 1 v 2 The Chels Basildon 0 v 3 Brentwood Urchins 2 v 1 Burgess Hill Town Att: 162 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul_C Posted January 18, 2019 Share Posted January 18, 2019 Celta Vigo 1 v 2 Valencia Bournemouth 1 v 2 West Ham The Arse 1 v 1 The Chels Basildon 0 v 2 Brentwood Urchins 1 v 0 Burgess Hill Town Att: 195 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackballed Posted January 18, 2019 Share Posted January 18, 2019 Celta Vigo 1 v 2 Valencia Bournemouth 2 v 2 West Ham The Arse 0 v 1 The Chels Basildon 0 v 2 Brentwood Urchins 2 v 0 Burgess Hill Town Att: 235 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Upminster Posted January 18, 2019 Share Posted January 18, 2019 Marshland Mardlers Celta Vigo 2 - 0 Valencia Bournemouth 1 - 0 West Ham The Arse 3 - 2 The Chels Basildon 2 - 1 Brentwood Urchins 1 - 0 Burgess Hill Town Att: 188 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Hatted Urchin Posted January 18, 2019 Share Posted January 18, 2019 Celta Vigo 2 v 2 Valencia Bournemouth 2 v 2 West Ham The Arse 1 v 2 The Chels Basildon 1 v 2 Brentwood Urchins 3 v 1 Burgess Hill Town Att: 201 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozz Posted January 18, 2019 Share Posted January 18, 2019 Celta Vigo 1v2 Valencia Bournemouth 1v0 West Ham The Arse 1v2 The Chels Basildon 1v0 Brentwood Urchins 2-0 Burgess Hill Town Att: 247 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Urchin Queen Posted January 18, 2019 Share Posted January 18, 2019 Celta Vigo 1 v 1 Valencia Bournemouth 2 v 1 West Ham The Arse 0 v 0 The Chels Basildon 2 v 0 Brentwood Urchins 2 v 1 Burgess Hill Town Att: 170 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jago Posted January 18, 2019 Author Share Posted January 18, 2019 THE WIZZZARDS Celta Vigo 1-1 Valencia Bournemouth 1-1 West Ham The Arse 2-1 The Chels (you have to have the faith) Basildon 2-1 Brentwood Urchins 2-0 Burgess Hill Town Att: 177 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LukeXIX Posted January 19, 2019 Share Posted January 19, 2019 Celta Vigo 1 v 2 Valencia Bournemouth 2 v 2 West Ham The Arse 1 v 2 The Chels Basildon 1 v 2 Brentwood Urchins 3 v 1 Burgess Hill Town Att: 219 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1961 COYS Posted January 19, 2019 Share Posted January 19, 2019 Celta Vigo 1 v 1 Valencia Bournemouth 1 v 1 West Ham The Arse 1 v 2 The Chels Basildon 1 v 1 Brentwood Urchins 2 v 1 Burgess Hill Town Att: 175 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jago Posted January 19, 2019 Author Share Posted January 19, 2019 As I'm stuck at home with MAN flu, here are the half time scores (not including Arsenal or Celta Vigo games) I really can't see the Hatted One staying up. Still, nice for him to breathe in the oxygen of Billy Big Bollocks League, at least for a couple of months. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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