suspected suicide bomber has been shot by armed police

[Pretty Vacant]

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Mr Happy said:
WHAT ABOUT THE AQUEDUCT!

Yep, I'd forgotten about that. And the wine, of course. <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/achso.gif" alt="" />

[MbrunoB]

But apart from the sanitation, the medecine, education,wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system, and public health... What have the Romans ever done for us?

Peace, The B......s!!! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[Mr Happy]

Spare a tallon for a poor ex-leper!

[Arkwright]

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Pretty Vacant said:
It is indeed, young man. Now this would never have happened in Roman times. Crucifixion was undoubtedly the best thing the Romans did for us. <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

Quite right, they knew how to deal with troublemakers.

[Mr Happy]

Tjhey also knew about decent food.

 

Larks livers

Jaguars earlobes

Wolf nipple chips (get 'em while they're hot they're lovely)

Dromedairy pretzels (only 'arf a dinar)

[MbrunoB]

What about the dog's tongues and fried tuscany bats?

[Gazza]

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Arkwright said:

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Pretty Vacant said:
It is indeed, young man. Now this would never have happened in Roman times. Crucifixion was undoubtedly the best thing the Romans did for us. <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

Quite right, they knew how to deal with troublemakers.

Oh didnt they just.......No lets not start that again.
Mind you the thought of throwing a low life to the lions is a thought I might suggest to Mr Blair!

[Mr Happy]

I thought this was a footie forum, not rugby league!

[Arkwright]

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Mr Happy said:
I thought this was a footie forum, not rugby league!

Smiler, it's Rugby Union not the weird 13 man game.

[Mr Happy]

OOPS, cocked up there. Give me league anyday though!

[Arkwright]

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Mr Happy said:
OOPS, cocked up there. Give me league anyday though!

Northern Tart!!!

[Mr Happy]

Waltham Abbey chav!

[Arkwright]

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Mr Happy said:
Waltham Abbey chav!

And proud of it you Cockney Wide Boy.

[Mr Happy]

Cockney, I'm no cockney! I wasn't born anywhere near Bow Bells. I was born in Middlesex and proud of it.

 

Middle Middle Middle

Sex Sex Sex

[Arkwright]

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Mr Happy said:
Cockney, I'm no cockney! I wasn't born anywhere near Bow Bells. I was born in Middlesex and proud of it.

Middle Middle Middle
Sex Sex Sex

Neither one thing or the other. Poor Lad.

[Ron Merlin]

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Arkwright said:

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Mr Happy said:
Middle Middle Middle
Sex Sex Sex

Neither one thing or the other. Poor Lad.

Let us not offer judgement, but understanding. This link may help:

http://www.tsfaq.info/

<img src="/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

[Mr Happy]

Better pass this link onto Southport. He needs some advice in that department!

[Gazza]

Happy Birthday "OLD" boy!

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